It’s Super Bowl Sunday and the Cleveland Browns are watching from home.
Does the fact the Cleveland Browns have yet to go to a Super Bowl upset you still? We feel you. We understand you and we’re here to help. Kinda. The Browns not going to the Super Bowl is bad enough but the Cinncinati Bengals going to their third is the absolute kick in the pants that is this Sunday.
Fans may not want to be reminded that the Bengals, of all teams, may actually win a title in football before the Browns. After all, they were Paul Browns illegimate child. Yet, here they are. Heading to the dance.
So if you’re over the whole Super Bowl hype, we have five things you can do instead of watching the big game.
Five things Cleveland Browns fans can do instead of watching the Super Bowl
Watch the 1964 Championship Game
Hey, it was the last time the Browns won a title. Sure, it was pre-NFL/AFL merger football but it still counts, dagnabit. Even if finding footabe is nearly impossible to find, the search could still be more fun tha 30 minutes of commercials after every play.
Purchase old NFL guides from 1999
Remember magazines that covered the NFL before the season started? Those were fun. Try finding them and relive the hope you had when the Browns came back to the league.
Rewatch olde playoff games, forcing time and space to reshape a new result out of sheer will
It almost worked in The Butterfly Effect, why not give it a go? How much worse could the world be if the Browns won a Super Bowl?
Write a new letter to Terry Pluto about how “2022 is our year”.
But do it in cut out letters from magazines. Really hammer home the classic Browns archetype.
Or just watch the game.
…We know your’e going to anyway.